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Love, The Lair-ican Style- Cat People (1982): A Love That Could Not Be

How does one put out fire with gasoline? Not very well I would imagine, but that is the suggested method included in David Bowie’s theme song to Paul Schrader’s Cat People. More on that song later, but for now, I want to welcome everyone to the first installment of Love, The Lair-ican Style, four weeks of romances that don’t fit the mushy norm. After all, not everyone wants to watch sappy stuff for Valentine’s Day. I’ll be the first to admit that deep down I’m a big softie. I like to see hearts swell with love, but if they occasionally burst open into a bloody mess that‘s not a bad thing. One of the first movies that came to mind when I thought of this feature was Cat People. While Jacques Tourner’s original 1942 version of Cat People is a certified classic, Paul Schrader hit the mark with the erotic, the gory, the strange, the sick, and the romantic with his 1982 remake.

As the film begins, Irena (Natasha Kinski) arrives in New Orleans to meet her brother Paul (Malcolm McDowell) who she was separated from when her parents died and they were placed in foster care. Shortly after she arrives, Paul disappears just before a panther is captured in a seedy motel after attacking a prostitute. The panther is taken to the zoo, and while seeing some of the town, Irena is drawn to the zoo and the panther in particular. She meets zoologist Oliver Yates (John Heard) and takes a job working at the zoo. The panther continues its violent behavior and escapes the zoo. Only then does Paul reappear. He reveals to Irena they are both members of a race of cat people, and if she makes love to anyone other than her brother, she will also turn into a vicious cat and the only way to change back is to take a life. Now she must choose between Oliver, the man she loves, and becoming an uncontrollable killer.

The same year that John Carpenter delved back into classic horror for inspiration for his film The Thing, Paul Schrader and writer Alan Ormsby (Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things, Popcorn, My Bodyguard) raided producer Val Lewton’s catalog for Cat People (1942). They made quite a few changes, giving the cat people an incestuous back story, amping up the sex and violence, and changing the setting from New York City to New Orleans (Go Saints!), but on the whole, they stayed fairly true to the structure and some of the iconic portions of Tourner’s film. That’s not to say that the two films are not wildly different. After all, the cursed young woman in the 1942 film didn’t spend the last half of the film topless like Ms. Kinksi does, but the remake really gets it right, honoring the original and putting a very modern spin on it.

When it comes to edgy modern spin, there was a time when Paul Schrader was the go to guy. In the early ‘70’s, he made his name with screenplays for films like Taxi Driver, Obsession, and Raging Bull, and then by the end of the decade when he turned to directing, he maintained his edge with films like Hardcore and American Gigolo. By the time the early eighties rolled around, Schrader was on a creative roll, but he was also on a ton of drugs. The director himself even admits to losing a whole day of filming on Cat People because he was too high to come out of his trailer. How he managed to make a film as coherent, interesting, and visually interesting as Cat People is beyond me. Working with cinematographer John Bailey, Schrader captured a melancholy, mysterious feel similar to Tourner’s original and infused an eroticism that made the film his own.

I’m sure many people feel the driving force behind the film’s sexuality is star Natasha Kinski. While Klaus’ daughter is quite lovely, I found her performance much more interesting than her nude scenes. Throughout the film it is really interesting to watch her to see how she subtly incorporated catlike behaviors into her performance. There is only one time that she took it a little too far, and thankfully it was near the end of the film. Otherwise her performance was pitch perfect, and her chemistry with love interest John Heard is wonderful. Their scenes are really the core of the film, and the explorations of the themes of female sexuality are very interesting. Heard’s zoologist Oliver is trained to be able to handle the wildest of beasts, but the panther inside of Irena is beyond his control. By the end of the film, Oliver has no choice but to literally restrain the woman he loves in order to control her wild side. While the message is not delicate, it is well scripted and doesn’t feel either too obtuse or try to beat you over the head with it.

One of the greatest things about Cat People is the supporting cast. Then, as now, if you need someone to be a massive creep in your film, the man to call is Malcolm McDowell. As the crazy eyed, murderous, incest desiring brother Paul, McDowell is the instrument that Schrader used to build tension in the first half of his film, and as usual Malcolm delivered. While many other actors can be creepy, there is a certain look that McDowell can get that will just send shivers up and down your spine, and in Cat People he uses it to full effect. There are several other actors that make brief appearances that are worth mentioning even though they have very small roles in the film. I was happy to spot Ed Begley Jr. (Transylvania 6-5000, Best in Show), John Larroquette (Night Court), Ruby Dee (American Gangster), Ray Wise (Swamp Thing, Twin Peaks, Reaper), and Annette O’Toole (48 Hours, Superman III) all showing up in minor roles.

My first exposure so Schrader’s film came in the mid-eighties through the theme song, Cat People (Putting Out the Fire) by David Bowie. While Bowie recorded the song for the movie, he also laid down a more rocking version for his Let’s Dance album (featuring guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughn). The score by Giorgio Moroder was nearly complete when Schrader approached Bowie about adding lyrics to a closing theme that Moroder had already written. Bowie accepted, but the song he penned had precious little to do with the film. Even so it’s tons of fun to think of other things to end the lyric “Putting out fire with gasoline”. My wife and I went back and forth on this for quite some time, and I think my favorite was “Putting out fire with Martin Sheen”. (If you used Charlie, it would no doubt just get worse.) The other interesting thing about the song is that it was the only modern pop song that Tarantino pulled for his film Inglourious Basterds. Used during the theater fire scene, it fit strangely well into the film and felt a little more pertinent than it did in Cat People.

Cat People is a love story, but it’s not without throats getting ripped out and Ed Begley Jr. getting his arm ripped off. It would be 20 years before Schrader had another successful film, 2002’s Auto Focus which also dealt with sexual perversions, and these days he is a director that is somewhat forgotten. Cat People is a film that certainly should not be forgotten. While many will disparage the film in comparison to the original, Schrader’s film stand fully on its own, and it’s the perfect kind of film for those of us who like a like a little bit of guts and gore mixed up in their romance.

Bugg Rating


Teenage Catgirls In Heat



Teenage Catgirls in Heat (1997) starring Dave Cox, Gary Graves, and Carrie Vanston. Directed by Scott Perry.




Picking up a Troma film is always a shot in the dark. You could end up with Toxic Avenger or you could go home with Rabid Grannies. So when I first spotted TCIH in the store I was sceptical. That is until I saw the four star review from one Joe Bob Briggs. If you like b-movies and you don't know Joe Bob shame upon you and your entire family. Ok, maybe that was a bit harsh, but I digress. Over the years, I've come to expect that when Joe Bob says it's top notch then it is, and Teenage Catgirls in Heat proves that all over again.




The films opens in a little old granny trying to find her cat, but when she hears some noise up in the attic she investigates. There she finds a cat statue that takes over her mind and makes her sacrifice herself. Then cats all over town begin to take their own lives and come back as lithe naked girls. Our hero Ralph has been hitchhiking across Texas looking to get away from his psychic ex-girlfriend ("She was always accusing me of stuff I hadn't done yet."). The truck he's riding in the back of swerves and hits one of the suicidal felines which knocks Ralph off the back and onto the road where he meets the cat hunter, Warren. The cat hunter has made a life tracking down cats ever since his grandfather was ruthlessly attacked by a pack of house cats, but this time he knows something big is going on because his cat brainwave detector is registering something huge. At first he even suspects that Ralph may be " some insane maniac with a backpack full of cat heads", but that is soon cleared up.




While the boys head back to Warrens house to consult his zoology books on cats, the formerly suicidal cats, now buxom teens, make their way to the old lady's house and get their commands from the cat statue, They are to find men, mate with them, and then kill them all while leaving a rather contented smile on the corpses. Meanwhile, our intrepid heroes make some discoveries while consulting Warren's books. Seems Warrens grandfather was with a archaeologist group that discovered a statue of the cat goddess Keshra who is out to make a race of cat-men to rule the world. So the boys go out to find a cat and get some answers.




They finally manage to wrangle a cat and interrogate it. Ralph wonders how Warren will know what the cats are saying but he assures him that "after a lifetime hunting cats you just know" but so far he's just "been asking the wrong questions". This scene is worth the whole movie in and of itself as the cat could not look more bored as Warren and Ralph try to get some answers out of it. The new catgirls are leaning a thing or two as well as they learn to speak from an old age empowerment tape called Grey Power. They learn such helpful phrases as "My body is strong and sound." and "I can get the things I need." and so they do as they go looking for more cat food after theirs runs out.




The boys meet a couple of the catgirls on the road and flirt with them, and eventually Ralph even scores a date with one. He takes her out to a garden for a picnic and luckily for him he decided to bring some tuna along. Ralph and his catgirl, Cleo, retire to the catgirl's home base and they got it on, however, its all broken up when Ralph sees a gleam in her eyes and realises she means to kill him. Warren has been busy himself. He broke into the catgirls home and steals the idol of Keshra all the while holding the catgirls off with a water gun. He and Ralph escape from there and make a plan to destroy the idol.




Sadly, they cant come up with a good idea on how to get rid of it. They think about fire, but statues won't burn, and they reconsider throwing it in the river on the off chance that Keshra will just make a race of "catfish girls". As out heroes waste time, the catgirls prepare for war and practice throwing flatware at targets. The teen kittys finally track the guys down and hurl spoons and butter spreaders at them, but they get away tot he safety of Warrens house. However Keshra has ideas of her own and soon cats are pouring from the sky as she raises an army of naked catgirls. Ralph sneaks off on his own to meet with Cleo, but soon gets taken prisoner so he can lead them to the idol. Warren has come under Keshra's thrall and becomes her minion and shows up at the cathouse. Seems Warren's grandmother was herself a catgirl which makes Warren 1/4 cat and easily controlled. Warren and Keshra have an internal battle that leads to him first turning into a tiger then into a gold faced catman. Keshra and Warren have come to an understanding and have fallen in love. Keshra even brings all the men back to life that were killed, and she leaves Ralph and Cleo at the house to have their litter or little "whatevers" that Cleo is pregnant with.




This movie had me from the first minutes and didn't let go. The humor was sublime, and the girls who acted like cats were just wonderful. There's just not that many films you can watch as a bunch of topless chicks play with a ball of yarn. All the actors, even the bad ones, seemed to be doing the best in their roles and Gary Graves as Warren the cathunter was priceless. (Although something in his performance reminded me of one of my other favorite movie funnymen Diedrich Bader.) When its all said and done this movie gets very high marks from me, it is not simply just good. Its the cats meow.
The Lightning Bug Rating